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    Text - Guy: I broke my arm in three places Doctor: Well, don't go to those places @toodankmyguy
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    Forehead - When You're At The Barbershop And The Shit Barber Looks At You With An Empty Seat
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    Flowerpot - JUST
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    Internet meme - FLIGHT ATTENDENT: WOULD YOU LIKE SOME HEADPHONES? CUSTOMER: WHY YES!AND HOW DID YOU KNOW MYNAME IS PHONES?
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    Transport - How does she find time for airport security RAPS 247
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    Cat - This fox looks like he will lead you to the underworld
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    Cat - "YOU COST US THE GAM!" BLACK CAT: ny
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    Facial expression - Store: "every brand on sale" Apple: SEXUALS fuTEES TALLY RETARD RASTY? adam.the.creator NOT!
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    Text - brian essbe Follow @SortaBad Dance like nobody's watching, sing like nobody's listening, drink whiskey at 9am like Karen never left you & took the kids damn bb come back 8:58 PM-20 Sep 2016 284 t67
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    Cool - Oh, my word, When did the English start drinking like that? You people drink like you don't want to live. et-b ardla.tar
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    Photo caption - STARTED SELLING 3D PRINTED PROSTHETIC LIMBS FOR CHILDREN FULFILLED DREAM OF BECOMING A SMALL ARMS DEALER indcon
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    Poster - You can put your hands down,Jazz SAUTORN No way. Dude's got a gun, Next thing you know Ugot six warningishots in my bãck
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    Text - hi nursejoy Source: officialboner officialboner: you kids today with your iggy banks and azealia azalea 70,895 notes 11
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    Outerwear - How I see everyone when I first meet them meatwreck
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    Text - If I could teleport, I'd probably still be late.
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    Text - McNaldos Tlike the itTM
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    Text - Google OC is mi is mona lisa single is macklemore investing his money wisely is m just upside down w or am i going crazy is masterpiece theater real is my dad alive.com is making out with a piece of a meteor gay Press Enter to search MC Great questiońs
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    Text - j@LargePeas 9 Oct 2015 @CIA need my field orders dispatched im at drop point charlie oscar rodger tweet me back t30 35 CIA Follow @CIA @LargePeas Please stop messaging us you don't work for the CIA RETWEETS LIKES 44 69
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    Facial expression - BEHOLD! I AM THE GENIE OF THE LAMP, AND HAVE COME TO GRANT WHAT IS THY FIRST WISH? MORE WISHES! YOU THREE WISHES!! RUB RUB RUB A GENIE CAN ONLY GRANT THREE WISHES THIS IS THE LAW FUCK MORE GENIES! Cyanide and Happiness Explosm.net
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    Text - "the I don't wanna snapchat you" starter pack Haha lol but I'm ugly Tru Oh cool
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    Text - seedy Follow laurendestefano 100-200 years ago, people ate organic unprocessed food and didn't have vaccines and lived to the ripe old age of died in childbirth Source: laurendestefano 326,842 notes
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    Wall - JUST WOWmE
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    Text - one-mandrinkinggamess: In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like "this book is red" and we were all "no" and he said "yes it is" and we were just all "that's not right" and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said "Don't tell somebody they're wrong until you've seen things from their point of view" that speaks to me
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    Vehicle - | Once upon a midnight DEAL WITH IT. I give a fuck, nevermore. merely a bro, nothing more. #suddenly there came a swagging as of someone gangsta rapping #rapping at my chamber door Quoth the raven, "Swag galore" #edgar allan bro
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    Product - hew! new! new All Natural BEN&JERRY'S VERMONT'S FINEST Tieutenant Dan Ice Cream
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    Photo caption - Luke, äm your рapi. Ay dios mio, NO! VIA 9GAG.COM
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    Text - DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MUSIC GENRES Sentence: I SAW A FLOWER RAP: Yo, I was hangin' with my muthafuckin homies and we saw a muthafuckin' flowa' in a muthafuckin' garden. POP:I saw a flower, I saw aflower, I saw a flower. It had blue petals; blue petals; blue petals. ROCK: In fields where nothing grew but weeds I found a flower at my feet, bending there in my direction EMO: I came across a beautiful flower but it FUCKING DIED. METAL: ARSGYDSD FLOOOWWWWEEEERRR!! AZBSVDHISHDID IN A FIELD!!!!
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    Text - henlo kittin helllo u STINKY KITTIN go eat a mouse ugly 4.18 PM MacBook Follow heaviside @estrellitaxvx who is cyber bullying my son 12 Jan 2017 163,371 5:26 PM t 68,274 6 O G H N
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    Text - KANYE SAYS HE'S GOING TO BE THE NEXT NELSON MANDELA YOUR WIFE IS A PORN STAR & YOUR KID IS A COMPASS. TAKE A SEAT SON.
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    Text - periegesisvoid The Latin word for raisin is "uva passa" which literally means "a grape that has suffered," and tell me that isn't the best shit ever Source: periegesisvoid 1,444 notes
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    Text - "Terry the Great" PARACHUTIST EXTRAORDINAIRE PART TIME SCHOLAR; SPORTMAN SPECIALIZING IN TASTING OF SUNDRY ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGES THE DIFFICULT DONE IMMEDIATELY THE IMPOSSIBLE TAKES A LITTLE LONGER MIRACLES BY APPOINTMENT TIGERS TAMED WARS FOUGHT REVOLUTIONS STARTED ORGIES ORGANIZED VIRGINS CONVERTED GOVERNMENTS RUN CHASTITY BELTS UNLOCKED BARS EMPTIED
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    Fruit - JUST WOWmE
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    Product - When you get up after spending forty-six minutes on the toilet looking at memes
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    Hair - If Pablo Escobar was a fuck boy CIRCEL OTTO JUDICIR MEDELLIN 12848 BAR BER CART
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    Text - soap @sophiaa_santoyo old people wake up at 5:30 am to get dressed and not even do anything just vibe out 12:34 AM 10/16/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Horse ebooks Follow @Horse_ebooks Everything happens so much Reply Retweet Favorite More RETWEETS FAVORITES 10,131 6,785 10:23 AM 28 Jun 2012
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    Text - i have a deep respect for scotland because i was at an ireland vs scotland football match and their chant was "we hate england more than you" one time at a germany vs scotland game some german fans started the "stand up if you hate england" chant and the whole stadium stood up WHAT DID WE DO?! What didn't we do Does this mean that England is the us of europe where do you think the us got it from????
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    Text - When he won't stop bragging about how good he's gonna fuck you and how much you're gonna love it... 10 7 5 3 3 20 PEAK BULLSHIT @Your_Fuckboy 62000610n TEAC
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    Text - GFguerrillafeminism White boy; *punches a hole Into the wall* did u cum
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    Text - jordyn woods attorney liked bug girl @kaylalalaj do you ever wonder how many houses you've passed in your lifetime that have people locked in the basement 11:50 AM 4/7/19 Twitter for iPhone 3,654 Retweets 18.7K Likes
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    Poster - HARDV BOYS 6O THE NO. CASEFILES YOU PEEPED ON THE WRONG CUM SIPPER I work hard I can sip all the hot cum I want. TERRENCE HORF Papeack Paradise
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    Text - brent @murrman5 wife looking at pictures of my dead body with police] "why isn't he wearing a shirt" we believe he removed it when he challenged the coyote 10/14/14, 12:36 PM 3,462 RETWEETS 7,372 LIKES
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    Face - When you realize there are kids today who have never seen a VHS or VCR THROWEACKS was there. 3,000 years ago...
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    Hair - You: Mom, I'm sick. Thermometer: He's sick. Doctor: He's sick. Mom: is he, though?
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    Cartoon - ASH: I've never met this man in my life
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    Text - Women Who Love Wine @wwlwine May use the extra hour to workout May use the extra hour May use the May Ayyeee mmiimmoossaas
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    Text - Time Traveler: Who is President? American: Trump Time Traveler: Donald or Ivanka American: RD
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    Text - Just heard cum referred to as "high fructose porn syrup" and my life will never be the same.
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    Text - Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith Your parents in 1996: Don't trust ANYONE on the Internet. Your parents in 2016: Freedom Eagle dot Facebook says Hillary invented AIDS. 11/19/16, 3:27 PM
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    Text - the hypo @TheHyyyype law professor: you're currently failing your ethics class me: *slides a $20 across the desk* how about now 10:04 PM 11 Aug 19 Twitter for Android
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    Text - tay keith needs anger management @davenewworld My mom once told me "it's the legal system if you're rich and the justice system if you're poor" and that always stuck with me 9:03 AM 1/12/19 Twitter for iPhone 19 Retweets 52 Likes
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    T-shirt - Parents: peekaboo 7 year old: they are still there, just hiding behind their hands old: 2 year ACTUALLY, QUANTUM MECHANICS FORBIDS THIS.
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    Text - carter @carterhambley inside my stomach there is a little duck who demands bread
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    Mammal - Thank God for sports photographers.
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    Product - sara @santiagoshaught going out with a bang think this would be "Wynonna Earp Season 3 Episode 7 29:36" a really good time to tell you that I am a lesbian. Sara
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    Text - Lance @Kinglrg_ I'm the guy in the back when I see a dog AK47 @ayeeitskae 4d So the girls iced me Show this thread
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    People - Does anybody know which office he's running for? @tank.sinatra
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    Companion dog - when the waiter brings out your fajitas and they're sizzling
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    Shoulder - It was at this exact moment that James Van Der Beek realized that girls do in fact also fart: @dadbodtimemachine vanderjames West Hollywood, California
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    Text - "go on," I whisper as I unfold my hands towards the open sky. a single fuck escapes from my fingers, soaring gracefully into the cool air "you're free now." my last fuck has gone I have nothing left to give
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    Text - Judge: State your gender for the record Guy: Iidentify as innocent Judge: That's not how this works IG: TheFunnylntrovert
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    Mammal - WeRateDogs @dog_rates This is Toshi. He just graduated puppy elementary. Worked so hard for this. 14/10 nobody tell him how much debt he's in Diploma of Canine Excellence Toshi 9:18 AM 11/5/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Footwear - wear heelies to escape your feelies
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    Food - Put some hot sauce on my burrito baby! IG:@davie_dave
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    Blue - JUST wOth
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    Floor - regular alex @focra doing laundry....one washcloth fell on the floor....
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    Text - SMM @shaiii -meyer Imade a diagram for anyone who is confused AT&T 9:59 AM OO 169% 2019 + M T T 11 12 13 16 17 '20 21 22 23 Christmas 24 25 Thanksgiving 27 28 29 Doo 2 3 4 5 6 7 10 8 9 13 14 Christmas 15 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 256 10 S
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    Text - Chief Chuck @chiefchuck2k Want to turn $40 into $400???? Put $40 worth of vehicle gas into your and drive your stupid ass to work.
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    Text - stolen person. @queersocialism wish i lacked critical thinking skills y'all seem so happy 5:20 PM 10/27/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - Nick Alex @nickalexcomedy Going on dating apps while you're horny is like going grocery shopping while you're hungry. You're gonna pick up some things you probably shouldn't be putting in your mouth.
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    Text - Fey @Trev97 ljust remembered that when i got my first dog i was 7 and he was 1 (7 in dog years) and i cried when he turned 2 because i didnt think a 14 year old dog would wanna hangout with me.
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    Text - Dad Bod Time Machine @TimeBod I really miss the 90s but I feel like David Schwimmer REALLY misses the 90s
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    Text - IN JAR PAUL BLART MAL-COP paul nardt mall cop @avantnard alexa play the less i know the better Baby boomers / Period Keanu Reeves / Date of birth GATE ERE September 2, 1964 1946 1964 age 55 years Sandra Bullock / Date of birth Samuel L. Jackson / Date of birth July 26, 1964 December 21, 1948 age 55 years age 70 years
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    Text - Girl to Professor: "My bad for missing class, my boyfriend fucked me so good Friday night that I got a concussion." Coverhearduniversity
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    Text - Girls on December 1st: yay only 24 days until Christmas!!! Boys on December 1st:
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    Text - randy @leakypod deleted my weather app cause there's a guy in my office that always tells me anyway and the app never asks me how my weekend was. shout out bill, my weekend was awesome man thanks for asking
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    T-shirt - The perfect spirit animal doesn't exi- BUY ME BRUNCH 1ZE
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    Face - @witchious how are we gonna tell who is who nika @goslngs 1d the way i would do anything to have all of them in a movie together Show this thread FULL H TV
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    Text - Kelly Collette @KellyCollette I love when you hand a dog a treat and they are like, thanks, I'll be having this in the other room. Excuse me.
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    Text - queen of the clouds @cherryemoticon i forgot how fucking weird november is theres no afternoon its just night after 2pm
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    Text - sluttypuffin @sluttypuffin My family: "Are you still single?" Me: CN CNN @CNN Emma Watson has said she prefers to call herself "self-partnered" rather than single as she approaches her 30th birthday.
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    Vehicle - Fuckin Portland
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    Cat - Me with all my unconditional love but not a single soul wants it
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    Text - so when i got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party. Delivered
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    Text - The Volatile Mermaid VOTE @OhNoSheTwitnt Just so we're all clear since there's a lot of disagreement about birth years Boomer Anyone older than you that you don't like Millennial Anyone younger than you that you don't like 18:21 04 Nov 19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - mia @miamorellii honestly the peak of high school was when my ex called the police on me for calling him Mr. 4 inches and they showed up at my door with the tweet printed out and laminated
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    Dog - HeartthRob @_bocaalow Trying to figure out if it's a bike rack or police lights on top of this Ford Explorer creepin' up behind me
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    Text - Thanks for your honesty Plastic Chairs 41.00 for whole Sta ek I'M Pat and Sterdy hayMetal Cha irs) (Because not as Ask P.S. About Our METAL Chair rdy!! @highfiveexpert
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    Automotive exterior - Ryan Perry @rynprry My eight-year-old is battling her uncle in a prank war. Last night she delivered this devastating blow. heserved Fr R FART
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    Text - Paisha Andrea @brown_paisha Ppl who let you come over and be bored with them >>> micky @Shvnnon3 my kinda company
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    Text - Me making sure all of my exes know where we stand I love you Bye ghosts
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    Forehead - haile @haile_25 Me when I'm crossing the street and a car acts like they not gonna stop
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    Text - Lip Gallagher @tonestradamus This is why I don't argue with y'all Tweet Lip Gallagher @tonestradamus 5h Buying a $40 bottle of liquor in the club for $300 doesn't seem like some baller shit to me, just fiscally irresponsible Imao L24,431 9,748 28 LilRed @lexietayl 23m Did you mean to spell physically wrong orrr... 97 t24 5
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    Text - Miles Klee @MilesKlee Recipe: unsalted butter Me: salted butter Recipe: UNsalted butter Me: butter.... with salt Recipe: UNSALTED BUTTER Me: mmm, salt Recipe: ugh, fine, just don't add Me: В0а ВВабааа
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    Superfood - This is something l'd do when I have an assignment due stan kard @agameofkards Spent an hour and a half opening pomegranates and I don't regret it one bit. Show this thread
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    Text - christine teigen @chrissyteigen now hiring: someone to lift my weighted blanket onto my body 1:39 AM 10/31/19 Twitter for iPhone 1,897 Retweets 31.5K Likes christine teigen @chrissyteigen 8h Replying to @chrissyteigen 40 dollars a night, no talking or eye contact, in and out, can graba drink and snack on your way out
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    Text - Your face, like that shit. your ecards someecards.com
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    Text - Anne @kweenkwerke Just because they will eventually hurt me doesn't mean I won't temporarily enjoy them Habanero peppers Foods I'm allergic to People l'm attracted to 6:19 PM 11/3/19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Gentleman - THEY SAY YOU ARE WHAT YOU EA.. BUT I DON'T REMEMBER EATING a pathetic failure
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    Text - sarafcarter AM @sarafcarter How come my brain can't push me through 30 mins of light cardio but it can push me to stay awake until 6am when I'm already severely sleep deprived
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    Text - BJ ColanGIALLO @bjcolangelo A little girl with green hair chalk just asked me if my hair was dyed for Halloween. When I told her it was green year round she turned to her dad and screamed: "YOU SAID GREEN HAIR WAS ILLEGAL AFTER HALLOWEEN! WHY DID YOU LIE?!" 6:38 PM 27 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone
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    Text - hazeINUT @icyynessa at college you can talk to someone all the time and still have no clue what their name is
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    Food - Every wondered what those holes in pizza boxes are for?
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    Cat - Thug I Vo(mi)ted Cat

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